it’s no secret that there’s a conspiracy against love and happiness in this world. everything wedding-related is at least 2x its regular price. a wedding DJ costs $1000, while a birthday party DJ costs $350. there have even been studies that have shown that the exact same floral arrangements cost about 40% more if you tell the florist that they are for a wedding rather than a retirement banquet or some other function. it’s absurd. but i was absolutely floored today to learn that the u.s. postal service is in on it!
i went to the post office today to buy postage for our save-the-dates and get them hand-cancelled. because of the flip flop notepads, the thickness of the envelope exceeded the standard dimensions. so, postage would be $0.52. of course, there are no $0.52 stamps, so i would have to buy 3 stamps: $0.39 + $0.10 + $0.03. that’s ridiculous. so i decided to buy $0.63 stamps. wasteful? yes, i know.
so, the post office clerk brought out a sheet of $0.63 stamps. she asked me how many i wanted and explained that i didn’t have to buy them by the sheet. the stamps were small and white with a pencil sketched image of dr. jonas salk. they were not very wedding-ish at all. so, i pointed to the display of “our wedding” stamps. they aren’t real spunky, but they are classically pretty and come in pastel colors. but guess what. the “our wedding” stamps can only be purchased by the sheet. there are 20 $0.63 stamps on each sheet. and, there are 20 $0.39 cent stamps (which i can’t use) on each sheet!
so now i have a ton of lavender “our wedding” stamps. and i’m sure i’ll accumulate more when it comes around to buying postage for our invitations! i do all of my banking online, so i don’t think i can use that many postage stamps in my lifetime. maybe i will start giving stamps as birthday presents. or maybe i will give them to cheryl and greg as a wedding gift =P
