he said, she said

it probably is no secret that i don’t shy away from full fat products.  ice cream, burgers, pizzas, and the like are no strangers to me.  but when i hear that full fat products can be helpful in fertility, even *I* have to give pause and really question whether or not this is true.  maybe it IS true, but maybe you will develop all sorts of other issues now.

should you stock your fridge with gallons of ice cream to try to increase your fertility?  no.  you should stock your fridge with all of that ice cream because you like ice cream, silly.

i recently read about a study tying lowfat and nonfat dairy products to ovulation problems, and therefore, infertility. the study went on to say that full-fat dairy products, like ice cream, help increase fertility. wtf???

my first response to that:
with this recent froyo craze, is there going to be an increase in women who have trouble getting pregnant? and will all the chubby ice-cream gorgers of the world be multiplying like bunnies? it’s no wonder that the US population as a whole is getting fatter and fatter with each generation!

my second thought…
mike must be ultra-fertile!

*reproduction* -grease 2 soundtrack